Penthouse article about David Lynch (September 2017)

Jordan Cole

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So I had a fertility test done today. A strange experience. The room had a bunch of porn magazines, and out of a dozen of them, I grabbed this issue of Penthouse, flipped to a random page and there he was.

Penthouse - David Lynch.jpg

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eraserJoe

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Apr 12, 2022
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I sincerely hope randomly seeing Lynch didn't have any negative results in the test. Perhaps you should have just had "another Monica Bellucci dream." ;)

At least it wasn't Flesh World.

Here's hoping for a Whole Damn Town!
 

Stavrogyn

White Lodge
Apr 12, 2022
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Did the article reveal anything interesting or previously unknown? Any hints about potential season 4?

Was it at least steamy in any way?
 

Stavrogyn

White Lodge
Apr 12, 2022
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Why not read it?
Because I'm superficial, I didn't realize that the resolution was good enough to read it (it's actually really good), but for some reason, it looked much worse on the company laptop than it does now on my private laptop.

I also wanted to make a stupid joke.

I'll read it, of course, thanks for sharing! And, yeah, what a bizarre situation that must have been, David Lynch's face popping up like that.
 

Cappy

White Lodge
Aug 4, 2022
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Ha, the description of his Duran Duran concert film actually made me curious to watch it.
 

Jordan Cole

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Sep 22, 2022
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In case anyone was on the edge of their seat, fertility results came in. My sperms are all good! What a relief. All factors within normal range. It's weird getting results that say you have a percentage of abnormal sperm ("head defects" "tail defects"), but from what I'm reading my percentage of that is a lot lower than typical, so that's good.
 

Jordan Cole

White Lodge
Sep 22, 2022
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I should update since this fertility test thing...due date is June 30! As my last name is Cooper, I heavily considered naming him Dale before coming to my senses.
 

Jasper

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I should update since this fertility test thing...due date is June 30! As my last name is Cooper, I heavily considered naming him Dale before coming to my senses.

That is great news! Congratulations!

season 2 happy dance GIF by Twin Peaks on Showtime
 

Dom

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Jul 10, 2022
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I should update since this fertility test thing...due date is June 30!

Imagine the Penthouse had said season four was happening... You'd probably have quads on the way!! :D

Warmest congratulations! Just wonderful, wonderful news!! :)

As my last name is Cooper, I heavily considered naming him Dale before coming to my senses.

Given Dale was also a horrifying bad guy, the name is best avoided!! Apparently loads of people called their newborn baby daughters 'Daenerys' during the earlier years of Game of Thrones. That decision aged well! :D
 
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