Penthouse article about David Lynch (September 2017)

[Jordan Cole]

So I had a fertility test done today. A strange experience. The room had a bunch of porn magazines, and out of a dozen of them, I grabbed this issue of Penthouse, flipped to a random page and there he was.

 

[eraserJoe]

I sincerely hope randomly seeing Lynch didn't have any negative results in the test. Perhaps you should have just had "another Monica Bellucci dream."

At least it wasn't Flesh World.

Here's hoping for a Whole Damn Town!

 

[Stavrogyn]

Did the article reveal anything interesting or previously unknown? Any hints about potential season 4?

Was it at least steamy in any way?

 

[Jordan Cole]

Did the article reveal anything interesting or previously unknown? Any hints about potential season 4?

Was it at least steamy in any way?

Why not read it?

 

[Stavrogyn]

Why not read it?

Because I'm superficial, I didn't realize that the resolution was good enough to read it (it's actually really good), but for some reason, it looked much worse on the company laptop than it does now on my private laptop.

I also wanted to make a stupid joke.

I'll read it, of course, thanks for sharing! And, yeah, what a bizarre situation that must have been, David Lynch's face popping up like that.

 

[Cappy]

Ha, the description of his Duran Duran concert film actually made me curious to watch it.

 

[Jordan Cole]

Ha, the description of his Duran Duran concert film actually made me curious to watch it.

Same here! I had no idea it was like that.

 

[Jordan Cole]

In case anyone was on the edge of their seat, fertility results came in. My sperms are all good! What a relief. All factors within normal range. It's weird getting results that say you have a percentage of abnormal sperm ("head defects" "tail defects"), but from what I'm reading my percentage of that is a lot lower than typical, so that's good.

 

[Cappy]

congrats! It’s your civic duty, and you happen to like whales.

 

[Mr. Reindeer]